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Post by Eruannatari on Dec 1, 2004 16:30:45 GMT -5
Jokes that I can use on me site, pwease!
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Post by Eruannatari on Dec 2, 2004 6:59:47 GMT -5
*bumpidy bumpin' bump*
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Post by Herenya on Dec 2, 2004 23:14:46 GMT -5
Like what sort of jokes? You want really sad, lame lotr jokes (my mum, who hasn't read the books or anything, delights in making these up. Such as, "what does Legolas say when he shoots is last arrow?")?
"Pippin of course noticed the palantir, it being the biggest shinest thing around. 'Oh,' he thought, 'it might be one of Treebeard's marbles, it looks about the right size,' and after listening to him talk, Pippin is fairly sure he must have lost them."
Sorry, I just had to add that...
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Post by Legendel on Dec 3, 2004 18:03:47 GMT -5
How come the Lord of the Rings Pinball machine doesn't accept quarters?
It only takes Tolkiens!!!!!! (I know, that was lame.)
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Post by Herenya on Dec 3, 2004 23:52:10 GMT -5
*feeling more comfortable after the last joke*
If Legolas was Gimli, he'd be short. But if Gimli were Legolas, he'd be shorter still...
(sorry, it's really sad.)
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Post by Eruannatari on Dec 4, 2004 19:49:21 GMT -5
I don't even get that last one. Eek.  |
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Post by Herenya on Dec 4, 2004 20:01:40 GMT -5
Ah, yes, you have to say it aloud.
If Legolas were Gimli, he'd be short (agree?)
But if Gimli were Legless, he'd be shorter still.
I'm sorry, my mum has a weird sense of humour.
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Post by TrueElvenWarrior on Dec 6, 2004 0:35:16 GMT -5
hmm haha i just got that  |
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Post by Eruannatari on Dec 6, 2004 1:11:16 GMT -5
I still don't.
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Post by Maetharanel on Dec 6, 2004 12:01:35 GMT -5
I do. If Legolas was Gimli, he'd be short. (He'd be the same height as Gimli) But if Gimli were Legolas, he'd be shorter still...(If Gimli were Leg-less(no legs) he'd be even shorter.) Now you get it?  |
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Post by Eruannatari on Dec 6, 2004 14:49:38 GMT -5
OH! yeah, lol, heehee! I'm gonna put it on my site, but as Leg-o-less so stupid people like me cam imderstand it.
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Post by Herenya on Dec 7, 2004 0:01:55 GMT -5
So, you want those sort of jokes?
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Post by Eruannatari on Dec 9, 2004 8:59:50 GMT -5
sure  |
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Post by Herenya on Dec 9, 2004 21:41:27 GMT -5
Okay, I went looking for really lame LotR jokes (my mum's not home, otherwise I'd ask her)
What did Pippin say when he first came to Fangorn?
"May I ENT-er?"
What did Frodo say when he saw the trees dancing?
"That's ENT-ertainment!"
What did Merry say when he was capured and carried away by the Uruk-hai?
"This is an ORC-ward position!"
What did Sam say when he heard the minions sing?
"That is an out of tune ORC-hestra!"
Sauron and Galadriel decided to get married.
They asked Gandalf to marry them, and he agreed:
"All right, if so.. Before Eru and the people I announce you husband and wife. You may now exchange your Rings...
Frodo is lying on the ground after being stabbed.
Sam: "Help him, Strider!"
Strider: "He's been stabbed by...(looks at the dagger more closely)...a TV-shop Kitchen Knife?!
Who is Frodos favourite musician?
Sting!
Why are hobbit doors round?
If you had 9 meals a day you need a round door too!
Shelob didn't care about the ring. Think about it, if she'd put it on, who'd be scared of her?
What do you call a elf with out any toys
Leggo-less
Frodo and Sam are in Lothlorien at night, just about to go to sleep. Suddenly, Frodo turns to Sam and says- "Sam, look up. What do you see?"
Sam thinks for a moment, then turns to Frodo and says - "Master, I see the stars in the heavens. They seem to be a never-ending map of heavens. They are infinite, shrouded in mystery, beautiful and amazing to behold, and far too complex for a young hobbit such as myself to fully comprehend.
And Frodo replies- "Sam, you fool, someone stole our tent!!
How did the hobbit ruin the boxing match?
He tried to destroy the ring
What would Legolas carry if he went into the debt collection business?
Bill-Bow!
Orc No.63 walks into a bar and leaves his cave troll at the door.
Barman: Excuse me sir, you can't leave that lyin' there.
Orc No. 63: That's not a lion, that's a cave troll.
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Post by Elvawen on Dec 10, 2004 10:13:16 GMT -5
What elf in LotR plays with plastic blocks? LEGO las. Ooh that's a bad one. Who are two members of the Fellowship missing body parts? Hairagone and Legless. I made those up...veddy stupid but lool! |
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