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Post by ea on May 15, 2005 15:52:15 GMT -5
Frodo looks at Gollum, then at Sam.
SMEAGOL: They are young, they are tender, they are nice, yes they are! Eat them, eat them!
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Post by Serethiel on May 15, 2005 16:18:47 GMT -5
SAM: (looking disgusted, walks over to Gollum and pulls the rabbit away from him) You'll make him sick, you will......behaving like that. (he picks up both rabbits) There's only one way to eat a brace of coneys.
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Post by Ktstar on May 15, 2005 16:22:57 GMT -5
(Sam is cooking rabbits in a pot, Smeagol is watching)
Smeagol: Agh! What's he doing?! Stupid, fat hobbit! You ruins it!
Sam: What's to ruin? There's hardly any meat on them.
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Post by Serethiel on May 15, 2005 16:39:26 GMT -5
SAM: What we need is a few good taters.
GOLLUM: What's taters, precious? What's taters? Eh?
SAM: (speaking slowly) Po-ta-toes.
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Post by Ktstar on May 15, 2005 18:00:41 GMT -5
Sam: Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew! Lovely, big, golden chips with a nice piece of fish...
Smeagol: Phooh!
Sam: Even you couldn't say no to that.
Smeagol: Oh, yes we could! Spoiling nice fish.
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Post by goldelf on May 16, 2005 2:43:11 GMT -5
Smeagol:give them to us raw and w-wriggling.you keep nasty chips!
Sam:youre hopeless.
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Post by Serethiel on May 16, 2005 3:30:49 GMT -5
Frodo is wandering round the bushes, looking for the source of the sound. Suddenly Sam notices Frodo has gone.
SAM: (looking around) Mr. Frodo?
Frodo crawls to the edge of the cliff, to see hoards of dark clothed men walking along the valley. He is joined by Sam and Gollum
SAM: Who are they?
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Post by ea on May 16, 2005 4:03:40 GMT -5
SMEAGOL: Wicked men! Servants of Sauron. They are called to Mordor. The Dark One is gathering all armies to him. It won't be long now. He will soon be ready.
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Post by Serethiel on May 16, 2005 5:43:34 GMT -5
SAM: Ready to do what?
GOLLUM: To make his war. The last war that will cover all the world in Shadow.
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Post by Ktstar on May 16, 2005 21:34:13 GMT -5
Frodo: We've got to keep moving. Come on, Sam.
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Post by Serethiel on May 17, 2005 3:06:55 GMT -5
SAM: (grabbing Frodo's arm) Mr. Frodo. Look. It's an oliphaunt.
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Post by ea on May 17, 2005 3:46:03 GMT -5
SAM: No one at home will believe this.
[Gollum slips away as Frodo and Sam look at the oliphants. Frodod realizes that he's gone]
FRODO: Smeagol?
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Post by Serethiel on May 17, 2005 17:17:30 GMT -5
SAM: Wait! We're innocent travelers!
Faramir appears amongst the men
FARAMIR: There are no travelers in this land. Only servants of the Dark Tower.
FRODO: We are bound to an errand of secrecy. Those that claim to oppose the enemy would do well not to hinder us.
FARAMIR: The enemy? (he walks over to the dead man he shot and turns him over with his foot) His sense of duty was no less than yours, I deem. (he looks into his face) You wonder what his name is......where he came from. And if he was really evil at heart. What lies or threats led him
on this long march from home. If he would not rather have stayed there......in peace. War will make corpses of us all. Bind their hands. (he walks off and Frodo and Sam are dragged off after him)
(okay cheating here but I wasn't sure if were going from the Extended version or not...)
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Post by LadyofIthilien on May 22, 2005 18:18:17 GMT -5
<Scene: The refugees of Edoras are making their way to Helm's Deep. Gimli, riding a horse, is talking to Eowyn who is walking.>
Gimli: It's true, you don't see many dwarf women. In fact, they are so alike in voice and appearance, that they're often mistaken for dwarf men.
(Eowyn smiles and turns back to look at Aragorn who is also riding.)
Aragorn: (Whispering and gesturing.) It's the beards.
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Post by Serethiel on May 23, 2005 6:46:39 GMT -5
GIMLI: This, in turn, has given rise to the belief......that there are no Dwarf women......and that Dwarves just spring out of holes in the ground...
Eowyn laughs and Gimli laughs too
GIMLI: ...which is, of course, ridiculous. (he throws his hands up and the horse suddenly gallops off, throwing Gimli to the ground)
Eowyn smiles, and then quickly runs to help him
GIMLI: It's all right. Nobody panic. That was deliberate. It was deliberate.
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