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Post by ElwoodLover on Jun 24, 2004 20:25:05 GMT -5
Interviewer: Yes, you know, we find that nine out of ten British housewives can't tell the difference between Whizzo butter and a dead crab. Pepperpots: It's true, we can't. No. Second Pepperpot: Here. Here! You're on television, aren't you? Interviewer:(modestly) Yes, yes. Second Pepperpot He does the thing with one of those silly women who can't tell Whizzo butter from a dead crab. Yhird Pepperpot You try that around here, young man, and we'll slit your face.
hahah i love that bit!
did you not know that 'always look on the bright side of life' was python song? hmmm, well i forgive you as long as you go and hire out a python video ;D
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Post by PointyEars on Jun 24, 2004 20:46:39 GMT -5
i don't think i've ever heard that song before... i am ashamed of myself...
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Post by ElwoodLover on Jun 25, 2004 0:47:48 GMT -5
*GASP*...MY GOODNESS!!! HAVE YOU NOT SEEN LIFE OF BRIAN?!!
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Post by Elvawen on Jun 25, 2004 12:04:52 GMT -5
Yes Mothers, new improved Whizzo Butter contains ten percent more less and is absolutely indistinguishable from a dead crab. Remember, buy Whizzo Butter and go to HEAVEN! I can't tell the difference between (points at Whizzo Butter) Whizzo Butter and (points at dead crab) and this dead crab.
That has to be one of my favorite parts! Besides the Killer Joke and Children's Stories. And Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart with Famous Deaths. (Heavy German Accent) Oh blimey, how time flies. Yet sadly ve are reaching ze end of yet another program. Ve are proud to bring to you von of ze Evergreen Bucket-kickers. Yes, ze vonderful death of ze English Admiral Nelson.
ROFLOL I love Monty Python! Ricky the Magic Pixie owned the Dinky Tinky Shop...
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Post by Diamond on Jun 25, 2004 16:35:27 GMT -5
I love Monty Python!!!!!
I've only seen Monty Python and the Holy Grail and Life of Brian and I think some video called either "How to Be Nice" or "How to Be Annoying". All intensely amusing. But I really need to see some of the other videos, etc................
<>Diamond<>
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Post by PointyEars on Jun 25, 2004 18:36:09 GMT -5
no, i haven't seen life of brian, or whatever. now i feel bad. i started the monty python thread, and i've only seen the holy grail. i'm going to go hide in my corner now, and remove myself from your sight...
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Post by ElwoodLover on Jun 26, 2004 6:49:36 GMT -5
Ricky the Magic Pixie owned the Dinky Tinky Shop... LMAO!!! I LOVED THAT ONE!!!...*gasps* with a mellon?!
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Post by Elvawen on Jun 26, 2004 11:49:38 GMT -5
Ooh, glad you like it too! Where men dress as ladies and...*gasps* *turns pages*
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Post by Estella on Jun 27, 2004 14:41:43 GMT -5
"Are there any women here?" (In high voices) "No! No! No!" (changes to low voices) "No! No! No...." "Jehova, Jehova...." "Stop it! You'll only make it worse!" "How could it get any worse?" O how I LOVE monty python!! Just in case nobody has already said this, the official website is www.pythonline.com. My personal favourite part is at the Spam Club where you can choose a new Star Sign! I definately think that I'm either a Bottle or a Lumberjack! LOL the famous deaths.... I don't remember whose this one was, but I remember that he was some random guy sitting in a chair and suddenly he collapses, saying "Streuth!" It was some time ago that I saw it... And the Whizzo butter one!! I absolutely LOVED that, only I remember it as a dead rat, not a dead crab.... oh well... I guess this just gives me a good excuse to watch it again! I love "Always look on the bright side of life"! That is SUCH a great song! One day my friend and I were walking down the school hallways singing that and the "Knights of the Round Table" song! "Always" really does wonders to cheer you up if you've had a rotten day!!! ;D Hehe I think this is long enough already! ~: Estella :~
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Post by luthienarnatuile on Jun 27, 2004 21:17:55 GMT -5
i would see life of brian...but my evil older brother stole it after i bought it and took it to his apartment like 40 miles away...EVIL!!!
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Post by ElwoodLover on Jun 28, 2004 9:16:02 GMT -5
steal it back off him! lol
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Post by Elvawen on Jun 28, 2004 13:50:15 GMT -5
My little brother does the PERFECT Imitation of that guy, it's so funny it's not even funny. (lol) It was when Mozart was saying, "And now our special request death, for Mr. and Mrs. Violet Stebbings of 24 Gloucestter road: (or something like that) The death of Mr. Bruce Foster of Gilfordshire. *whistling + reading newspaper* STREWTH! *collapses*
That's definitely one of my favorite sketches! Elva's Favorite List Updated: 1. Famous Deaths 2. The Funniest Joke in the World 3. Children's Stories 4. Buying a Bed (Someone said mattress!) 5. Marriage Counselling 6. The Ministry of Silly Walks
And so many others...
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Post by PointyEars on Jun 28, 2004 19:56:07 GMT -5
i would see life of brian...but my evil older brother stole it after i bought it and took it to his apartment like 40 miles away...EVIL!!! go sneak into his apartment, get it back, then let me borrow it. pleaaasssssssse. *puppy face* please luthien, you're my best friend in the whole wide world. if you can't help me, no one can. oh and can i borrow the holy grail while you're at it... i don't have money to buy one yet...
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Post by ElwoodLover on Jun 29, 2004 4:26:17 GMT -5
How about the mouse problem? Has anyone seen that one? Or the Ministry of Silly Walks? Or the Killer Joke? Or the Marriage Counseller? MrsFrodo: The Killer joke is in German: Wenn is das nunstruck geht und slotermeyer? Ja! Bayerhund das oder die flipperwaldt gehspurt! It means...nothing. It's just German-sounding words Beethoven: You don't fool me, you stupid mynah bird. I'm not deaf yet! Mynah: Just you wait... ha, ha, ha, ha, ha! (Beethoven pulls a revolver and shoots the bird which falls to the ground) Oh! Bugger... Beethoven: Shut up! Mynah: Right in the wing...! Beethoven: Shut your beak!Gott in Himmel... I never get any peace here! (He plays the first few notes of the fifth symphony, trying vainly to get the last note.) * Mrs Beethoven enters.* Mrs Beethoven: Ludvig!! Beethoven: What?! Mrs Beethoven: Have you seen the sugar bowl? Beethoven: No, I haven't seen the bloody sugar bowl! Mrs Beethoven: You know ... the sugar bowl! Beethoven: Sod the sugar bowl... I'm trying to finish this stinking tune! It's driving me spare ... so shut up! ...someone did actually translate the funniest joke, but it was just words that didn't make sense and words that were *kinda* like words, but not really. i LOVE the marriage counsellor... Counsellor: And what is the name of your ravishing wife? Wait. Don't tell me - it's something to do with moonlight - it goes with her eyes - it's soft and gentle, warm and yeilding, deeply lyrical and yet tender and frightened like a tiny white rabbit... Husband: It's Deirdre. ...i love Mr. and Mrs Git, they are great!
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Post by luthienarnatuile on Jun 30, 2004 11:23:38 GMT -5
go sneak into his apartment, get it back, then let me borrow it. pleaaasssssssse. *puppy face* please luthien, you're my best friend in the whole wide world. if you can't help me, no one can. oh and can i borrow the holy grail while you're at it... i don't have money to buy one yet... *sigh* i spose...just cause youre my best friend...
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