you know ur obsessed when ...
- You have watched the movie over and over so many times that you know the line from line - guilty
- You act out the movie in your house playing each character - sometimes
- you have bought the one ring offline and tried to rip it off your neck and then break it (i did that) - so you buy another one. - no but i have an evenstar
- You slide down your stairs on a metal plate - no!
- When you see someone playing with their earing, you scream "Cast it into the Fire! Destroy It!" nope
- you find your middle earth name and use it every day yes
- you dress like an elf - yes i use my brides maid dress and do my hair lol
- you bought one of the carbboard standees and you have actually held a wedding - no - dunno where u get them lol
- when asked to deliver something you say "I will take the thing, though, i do not know the way" nope
- when asked to volunteer for something you say "You have my sword" nope
- you push the refresh button on lordoftherings.net just to hear the pples voices - YES i do that all the time - i got lucky the other day cause i got viggo first tike then dom !!!
- you are extremely scared of spiders - yes even before i watched lotr
- when running late for a party and when people yell at you you proclaim "I am never late, nor am i early, i arrive precisely when i mean to" nope
- you always say eleventy-one instead of one hudred and eleven - no
- you keep the lights off whenever possible and when asked why you say "Dont follow the lights"
no
- whenever you see someone with a ring on you attempt to bite off their finger. no
- whenever you cough, you do it *gollum* style - no
- you refer to yourself as "us" - sometimes
- you ride on your bike full speed yelling "Noro Lim Asfoloth, Noro Lim!" - no!
- when in a fight with someone, you take up a knife and yell "Do you want me to smite you with sting?! DO YOU!!?" - Nope
- you start calling your freinds "mellons" -Thats a funny one but no i don't
- you stare at the birdbath trying to see things that were, things that are, and some things that have not yet come to pass - no
- you call things of great value "precious" - no
- when locked out of your brothers room, you repeatedly say "mellon" - nope cause he doesn't have a lock lol
- when your brother wants to come in your room you yell "YOU SHALL NOT PASS" - no
- whenever someone gets hurt you say "they've been stabbed by a morgul blade" - nope
- you sneak behind your friends and make the best ringwraith impression - nope
- when visiting santa claus at the mall you start to call his elves Galadriel, Legolas, Arwen etc... - to old for santa lol
- whenever you are offered a drink you ask "it comes it pints?" - no
- you start to eat 7 meals a day - i wish!
- you dont even bother to shave your toes anymore - who saves their toes anyways!
- you start to walk around barefoot like a hobbit - i always do - when i can't find any socks
- during winter, out in the snow, you try your hardest to "walk on snow" - impossible!
- whenever you see a fire being lit you yell "The Beacons, the Beacons are Lit, Gondor Calls for Aid!" - no
- when at the fruit market when passing by the vegetable section you yell "Youve been into Farmer Maggots Crop!" - no
- You hang yourself by the ears determined to get them pointed - ouch - no!
- when at a sleepover, you take your flashlight, turn in on and yell "Aiya Eärendil Elenion Ancalima! (Hail Eärendil brightest of the Stars!)" - Nope
- you believe that gollum lives in your basement - Sure he does!
- you start to talk to trees - nope
- You say "Mr." before every boys first name. - only if it's a teacher!
- Whenever someone does something stupid you yell "Fool of a Took!" - no
- you ask your history teacher, "So when are we going to learn about Middle Earth?" - no but i wanna learn more about it at school lol
- You call potatoes PO-TA-TOES or taters - nope - spuds for me
- when fishing with your family, you freak them out by jumping in the lake, grab a fish and eat it alive - never go fishing
- every other 8 words are precious - nope
- You cry every time gandalf falls off the bridge even though you know he is coming back - yes - cause everyone looks so sad
- You laugh histerically at every little funny part in LOTR - ye even if it's not very funny!
- whenever you leave the house you say "Im going on an adventure!" - nope
- whever someone gets on your nerves you yell "Im gonna bleed you like a stuck pig!" - no but i feel like it
- whenever you see a spider, you take a knife, kill it, and scream "Thats for Mr Frodo!" i daren't even kill one !!!
- During valentines day, you give everyone lotr valentines cards EXCEPT the people who called frodo and sam gay, (you give them Teletubbies) - no but i probly would
- you are fascinated whenever you see mushrooms - God no - ewwwwww
- when at horseback riding lessons, you ask your instructor if you can name your horse "shadowfax" - no i wan't mine to be called brego or hidalgo lol
- during school, you make an attempt to bite off your own finger just to see what its like - maybe ... kidding
- when at the restaraunt at the hotel, you ask the innkeeper who the man in the corner is - no
- you begin to wonder how the fellowship went to the bathroom whenever they had to piddle - ye but it's the same in most movies
- whenever a flock of birds goes over your head you yell to everyone "Crebain from Dunland!" - yes i do !!!! in my head not out loud thought lol
- you rename your dog Frodo, Aragorn, Legolas etc.... no cause technicly she's not my dog lol
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