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Post by Lady Isteleth on Feb 19, 2005 13:05:31 GMT -5
Ok heres some questions that will make u think
1. If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do they all have to drown?
2. If you choke a smurf, what color does it turn?
3. Why do they report power outages on TV?
4. Who's cruel idea was it to have an "s" in the word, lisp?
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Post by Aragil on Feb 19, 2005 13:30:41 GMT -5
LOL!!! That was so funny!
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Post by Ktstar on Feb 19, 2005 14:02:23 GMT -5
I love things like that! ;D Here are some taken from www.geocities.com/cjbfunwithstupidity/lots.html: Why do we say something is out of whack? What's a whack? When someone asks you, "A penny for your thoughts," and you put your two cents in, what happens to the other penny? Why do croutons come in airtight packages? It's just stale bread to begin with. Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person drives a race car not called a racist? Why are a wise man and a wise guy opposites? Why is it that if someone tells you that there are 1 billion stars in the universe you will believe them but if they tell you a wall has wet paint you will have to touch it to be sure? If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP? What hair color do they put on the drivers licenses of bald men? How much deeper would oceans be if sponges didn't live there? No one ever says "It's only a game," when their team is winning. How can there be self-help groups? Is there another word for synonym? When sign-makers go on strike, is anything written on their picket signs? Deep thoughts.  |
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Post by Lady Isteleth on Feb 19, 2005 14:16:30 GMT -5
lol they were good
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Maetharanel
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"Auntie Em- Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. - Dorothy"
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Post by Maetharanel on Feb 19, 2005 15:29:10 GMT -5
^^ rotfl!!! ;D *wipes tears from eyes* Haha, those were good...cool site too. I'm exploring the rest of it now:D
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Post by Lady Isteleth on Feb 19, 2005 15:46:24 GMT -5
LOL i'm glu like them!
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Post by Master-of-Buckland on Feb 19, 2005 15:47:23 GMT -5
Things like those you'veposted are so funny! I love to read it! It's not all that I understand ... But anyway, very amusing:)
Deeeeeeeeeeep thoughts...
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Post by Laurëlos on Feb 23, 2005 6:28:40 GMT -5
That's fun!  |
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Post by Inwë Eärfalas on Feb 23, 2005 6:48:51 GMT -5
If olive-oil is made of olives... then what about baby-oil?
(I once knew a lot, but I wish I could remember them, I shall think of it.)
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Post by Ktstar on Feb 23, 2005 21:18:31 GMT -5
I made up one once...If the game is called Final Fantasy, why do they keep making more of them? Yeah, I know... Anyway, that site has some great stuff on it. ;D Lol. |
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Post by mErRy! on Mar 15, 2005 21:51:23 GMT -5
Lol! That's funny! *giggle*
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Post by Arien Elensar on Mar 15, 2005 22:02:17 GMT -5
lol! Real funny! I'm gonna answer them anyway.
1. No. they can come out of synchronization.
2. I have no idea.
3. So the world can know that that town is out of power and it is a big thing to be out of power especially a whole town. and they can't communicate if there is an emergency.
4. Well if they didn't add an s it would be lip. And also maybe adding the s makes it the greek or latin root or something.
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Post by Linwë Culnámo on Mar 15, 2005 23:30:58 GMT -5
those are so funny! ;D ;D ;D ;D
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goldelf
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elves rule!!!
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Post by goldelf on May 21, 2005 0:59:20 GMT -5
lol those are funny. hey i know another site like that.its called www.crazythoughts.com .check it out if u havent already. |
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Post by HobbitGirl on May 21, 2005 1:11:33 GMT -5
I love these things.  |
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